When I seriously tried to woo the nosy old lady who was my date, she said, ``N-n-ah, no, you can't have an old lady like me...''

``I'm old enough, so I need to brace myself,'' she says to the nosy counselor who brings her a photo of the arranged marriage proposal.``Actually, I love you!'' and hugs her and kisses her! What happens if you squeeze your breasts and put your hands on your lower body?