A junior at work asked me out to dinner because he had a problem with me, but I ended up cheating on him. That was the secret I decided to take with me to my grave, but as expected, my wife's mother found out. When confronted with the photographic evidence, I kept apologizing since there was no way I could get away with it, but he said, ``So that you don't hurt my girlfriend's daughter again, I'm going to make sure that you don't have a body that won't allow you to cheat on her.''